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Now that I'm a citizen

1. Overturn the monarch. Hello 21st century!
2. Renationalize rail.
3. Enforce separation of church and state.
4. Real freedom of speech.
5. Baseball and/or Thanksgiving

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darkmane
May. 20th, 2013 11:23 pm (UTC)
So, 4 out of 5 things involve importing US ideas to England?

Can you export the NHS? I think the NHS should establish of for profit insurance company in the US and then take the profits back to the UK so they can cut taxes, that would end up being funny.
steer
May. 20th, 2013 11:30 pm (UTC)
The process has not taken. Repeat the process has not taken. Her citizenshipification has malfunctioned.

webcowgirl please remain in your home, you will be reprocessed shortly.

(Actually though, they bloody should renationalise rail.)
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shadowdaddy
May. 21st, 2013 12:31 pm (UTC)
see, I figure it's time for me to take up cricket.
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webcowgirl
May. 21st, 2013 01:26 pm (UTC)
It's to make living here more fun! Much like the way the US has adopted traditions from many other cultures, the UK should have the same adaptability. Or ... not? Perhaps I have underestimated the resistance to change.

Edited at 2013-05-21 01:28 pm (UTC)
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webcowgirl
May. 21st, 2013 01:42 pm (UTC)
My plan is to have it as a hard line against which Christmas decorations cannot be hung, and no Christmas music played in stores. I find I particularly miss Thanksgiving when I go to shops in October and hear Christmas music.

Anyway, the whole thing is tongue in cheek. Last item in list is joke. I just didn't make it say "a pony." But part of the joke is how easily it gets people riled up. It probably would have been easier if I'd said, "Re-arrange flag to have more red and stars."

Edited at 2013-05-21 01:43 pm (UTC)
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