My dev team: Your magic tool does not work!
Release team: Uh ...
Release manager; You say all of those things are working wrong, give me extensive list of supporting data and tell me where your list of silly issues came from!
Me: Um, the list is attached to the email you're replying to, and the extensive list of supporting data is contained in this bug XXXX.
Release manager (privately): What a good list you have! I see you must not be needing our help.
Me (to developer): Am I supposed to be doing his job? What's the value add here?
Developer: Is that guy dead yet? I've been waiting for it but it hasn't happened yet.
