Apparently while England was listening to Blur and Oasis (I'm guessing; have they been popular over the course of the last 2-3 years? I just don't know), I was memorizing the lyrics to Anything Goes. Yes, I am a gay man living in a woman's body, that's the only explanation for what's wrong with me. (Or what's right, depending on whether or not you think I can carry a tune. I do make mean tacos.)
Man: "You're the dam at Boulder, You're the moon, Over Mae West's shoulder, I'm the nominee of the G.O.P."
Woman: "Or GOP!"
Both: "But if, baby, I'm the bottom, You're the top!"