Web Cowgirl 衛 思 維 (webcowgirl) wrote,
Web Cowgirl 衛 思 維
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A chip on my shoulder

THE SCENE: A boring office park in Hammersmith. WEBCOWGIRL is sitting at her chair and opens a package of "vegetable crips" from Pret.

WEBCOWGIRL (Looks at red chip and eats it. So different from plain old potato chips!): Munch, munch.
WEBCOWGIRL (Looks at another chip. This one is black.): Hmm, I wonder what vegetable that is? Turnip?
WEBCOWGIRL (Puts the chip in her mouth and begins chewing): Crispy, a bit ... barbequed ... phwwfbll BLEAH! That one was BURNT!
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