WEBCOWGIRL (Looks at red chip and eats it. So different from plain old potato chips!): Munch, munch.
WEBCOWGIRL (Looks at another chip. This one is black.): Hmm, I wonder what vegetable that is? Turnip?
WEBCOWGIRL (Puts the chip in her mouth and begins chewing): Crispy, a bit ... barbequed ... phwwfbll BLEAH! That one was BURNT!