What a useless sack of shit I am. By 11:30 this morning I had performed not a single test and regressed a grand total of one bug. On the other hand, I had made plans for tonight and set up my writing assignments for the next issue of Tablet. And now it's 2:16 and I have done about 4 tests and successfully rejected a build, plus lit 20 candles on a birthday cake and posted my photos of the dogs and cats in my cube. Now my thoughts are turning gently to the mistily lit swamp behind my building. Should I leave and take a walk? Fattening behinds want to know.