So I search for it, and find this number (sort of work safe), which looks like it would, er, leave you a bit chilly.
But check out the "coordinate with" section. Those things are so small! It's like saying if I held a large golden coin in my hand, I would have a coordinated "outfit."
And I am seriously wondering what kind of "club" wear this is. I suspect pole dancing is involved.
Any suggestions for where to find a shiny gold dress, preferably floor length, in London or on the internet? (I like this one on Ebay, but the shipping charges to England are a joke.)
(And this was all inspired by all of the gold clothing in the play Venus as a Boy I saw last night.)