I did, however, did a very bad job of baking a chicken. It was underdone, it was done late. The side dishes were also suboptimal; the spicy carrot puree was underdone (though the raw and the cooked carrots were perfectly safe to eat, the raw centers of the cooked carrots just didn't want to blend, making for a chunky mess) and the mac and cheese (which I like a lot) was done so soon that it was cool by the time the chicken finally came out. Bah, bah, and bah. So I am in a bad mood now.
I was however made to giggle by these words: "Anne of Green Gables is under cleaning." "The time-tested foppish item of a Dalmatian handle!" These wonderful examples of Japanglish are here. Never were cats so involuntarily photographed! (Thanks, weegoddess, for the clue.)
I'm going to console myself with some trashy SF now and call it a night.