Me: 15 (thanks to the above person murdering my Cathedral in the last room, spiteful bastard)
I am looking for some poop stickers to use to "perk up" the Posh "Fashion" posters I've been seeing all over the place, but the Google search results are scaring me a bit, not that I haven't been interested to learn about lucky poop and all, but still, the glow pirate monkey skull is far more likely to win my loyalty than any pigeon splat sticker.