Web Cowgirl 衛 思 維 (webcowgirl) wrote,
Web Cowgirl 衛 思 維

I don't think I'll apply to this job

(Posting here, for the full flavor.)

Letter to a recruiter

To: kevin.griffin@imate.com
Subject: Your job posting on Monster.com

"Hiring for this position is very competitive, so a quality 1st impression from resume & cover letter is key."

As a QA professional with 10 years industry experience, including three at Expedia, I would be disinclined to apply for a job posting with as many grammatical errors as yours contained. May I advise that you have a colleague review these before you post them? I've forwarded the job listing to a board that I run but I'm afraid the text as seen on Monster makes I-mate look unprofessional and chaotic.
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