It's really not fair
Why is it that the dress I saw in the window of Monsoon, the glittery, glamorous, OTT dress that only a drag queen* would really enjoy wearing, is a hundred and eighty freaking pounds?
I mean, seriously, THAT'S not happening, no matter how much I think it should.
God, it's quiet at work today.
*As I have said, I am a drag queen inside a woman's body, and I do love this dress.