Fail, fail, fail. I got up earlier today so I could grab some breakfast at the conference this morning and then _got on the wrong bus_. And it was an epic wrong - the bus that gets on the freeway almost right after my stop and then goes into downtown Orlando _on the freeway all the way_, no stops. Half an hour of watching the time tick away, the conference starting, the talk by my hero starting, stuck on the freeway while we pass exit after exit, and in rush hour traffic to boot. Nothing to do but stay on the bus as it gets ready to head back and start the conference an hour late, and when we get back I will need to pay for a taxi, too, because I don't want to lose any more time of this talk I've paid rather too much to attend. And of course now I have to pee on top of everything else.