Free Will Astrology (me, Cancer): "Before you can fight, you have to know what you are fighting for."
Free Will Astrology again (J, Virgo): "I suggest you meditate on the theme of exile. "
Neoconservatism: the rumors of its death have been greatly exaggerated.
Meanwhile, a headline that leaves me almost incapable of speech: Astronauts try to work out kinks in urine machine. I don't even want to read about this one. I mean, whatever they're getting up to on the shuttle is their own business.
All of this said, I think the thing to do today is stay inside and clean, clean, clean - getting ready for my uncle's arrival on Wednesday and the inevitable "showing of the flat." I think, though, given the way it looks outside (is that idiot really going for a jog in the park in this kind of weather?), I will count on baking some scones at some point this afternoon.