I was talking about my attempts to cut down on my calorie consumption with sallysimpleton, and we had this exchange today - if I can just add 90 pages of psychobabble and false statistics (plus some good charts and photos), I'm sure I can sell this plan and become RICH!
Webcowgirl's soon-to-be patented "no snax" diet plan.
1. No snax = only one awesome chocolate a day.
2. Likker doesn't count. Why? Because it's relaxing, and once you're relaxed the fat cells all pour out of you each and every time you go to the bathroom.
3. Add details and watch the cash roll in!
All I need to do is not require people to eat less or get exercise and I'll be RICH RICH RICH!