Christmas eve: seven messages sent around 2 AM by some guy in Oxford telling me how awesome I am ("Your soft smile is so sweet!"), with his English progressively disintegrating as the night goes on. I tell him to go to bed.
Today: a snarky note from some guy who says he didn't know they allowed princesses on the site. I said, "Well, you're on here," then blocked him. We're a 30% match; why did he bother saying anything at all?
The last few days: a series of notes from a guy who works as an escort. Great, I can have a date if I'm willing to pay for one! However, he's clarified that for me, he'll make an exception. Not really sure how to take this: is it great I'm worth a gigolo giving me a freebie, or is it insulting I'm now so old that this is the kind of trade I'm attracting?