My first day here at Tripadelic they told me the company was a little crazy about acronyms. I just got a message from my boss saying she went to a meeting yesterday called "RLS ARDS AND SIDS," and she was wondering what the AND stood for. I proposed SIDS was sudden integer death syndrome.
Anyway there's a home-grown product here called FDS, and everyone says they can't remember what it stands for. But I finally remembered what FDS stands for, and now I think everyone says they can't remember because, in fact, they remember it only too well