April 2nd, 2004

Sea dragon

I am just a make-believe geek

I found some code to keep track of all the words people use to surf to my site, and I really want to put it on my domain, but I'm just a fake tech geek because I don't know how to do jack with Perl. How embarassing! I know I know plenty of people who could figure it out in a wink, but I don't even know where to start. Or maybe I'm lazy. I just want it to be easy so I can do it at work and not slow down at all! This is very important today as we are supposed to be going bowling this afternoon. I'm even wearing a bowling shirt ... the one I had made for me at Xsides when good old Greg Dent was my boss and Tristan Uecker still talked to me. Who would ever have thought that 1999 would be "the good old days?"