I'm just a cock-eyed pessimist

Thanks to some crack dealer hitting my neighbor's car at 2 AM - setting off a WHOOP! WHOOP! alarm that told my nervous system BEAR IN THE CAVE GET UP! GET UP! - I have found myself struggling all damn day today to get the brain cells to spark today. To top it off I think I'm starting to feel congested. Great, a cold, just when I need to be super productive. Please, shoot me now.