Mr. Sandman ...
Dear Morpheus,
While it is very pleasant indeed to have dreams in which
cookwitch comes to visit me, next time have it not be a dream in which there is a hurricane and the house we're in blows over. It got my heart rate up really high and made it hard for me to sleep. I realize you're not responsible for the people upstairs being so loud at 4 in the morning nor the fact that I was too warm and my tummy felt a bit odd, but you still could have helped me get back to sleep in my own bed and before 5 AM. I feel it's highly unlikely that gods have day jobs, so you can't really sympathize with my predicament, but if you felt like I do right now you'd be kicked off of Mount Olympus for deriliction of duty.
Yours with insomnia,
Cowgirl
While it is very pleasant indeed to have dreams in which
Yours with insomnia,
Cowgirl