June 10th, 2009

Vain

Today's fashion lessons

Damn, the difference between size 16 pants (trousers) with stretch (linen/cotton blend) and size 16 without (pure linen) is AMAZING. My thighs feel so fat. I'm a bit worried I might rip the legs.

Am I just cut funny or what? They're from the same manufacturer and yet the ones I was wearing yesterday were falling off my hips - I actually rolled down the waistband at one point in the evening to keep them in a good spot (i.e. so the crotch wasn't six inches below where it was supposed to be).

Hmm. These pants are brand new, but I think I'm going to have to return them. I wonder if I could get away with wearing my gym pants for the rest of the day?

Also, YAY for the Northern Line.