Of course, all of these people, including my mom, are actually dead.
Then it was Jason's wedding (with bonus his mom was in town and being shitty to me again). He was getting married to some girl he'd met while he was in Greece. "Man," I said, "it's going to be a problem when she finds out he is still married."
"Oh no," said another guest, "she knows." "I wonder if she knows about his girlfriend?" I added. Then I left and went and looked at British Airlines destinations, trying to figure out some place Richard and I could go to for free.
I woke up too early. For some reason my heart was racing. And now, touching my throat, it feels like I might be getting a cold.