Web Cowgirl 衛 思 維 (webcowgirl) wrote,
Web Cowgirl 衛 思 維

The J and T comedy team

Actual conversation today.

Walking past a newsstand ...

Him: Do you think the articles in Attention Deficit Disorder magazine are all really short?

Me: I'm not sure. I started reading one but then I got distracted.

(We laugh at each other.)

The sad part is that this was actually the best part of the afternoon. Once again I had been driven to the mall in an urge to Think Pink; once again I was disgusted by the low quality of the merchandise (not to mention the, um, low quality of my lumpy post-winter self). My net gain for the afternoon was two tubes of lipstick and five pairs of socks. Woo woo. We also forged forward with the Gee The Rod in My Closet Broke Closet. Maybe my clothes will be off the floor soon ...
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