Web Cowgirl 衛 思 維 (webcowgirl) wrote,
Web Cowgirl 衛 思 維
webcowgirl

Tank, I need a ... new parser

I imagine Trinity with Agent Smith, saying, "Parse this."

Instead of bullets, what shoots out is:
N0 T0 H0 K0 L0

Who in the world would think this thing that looks like a Hawaiian lullaby means "All seats are sold out in the cheapest five classes on this flight?"

"Tank, I need to know how to read gibberish off of my computer screen." (Eyes roll back.) "Thanks!"
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