"I suspect all I'd have to do to get on the list is to write a book about naked, bisexual, hard-swearing wizards who drink a lot while disparaging the Second Amendment, and I'd be home and dry."
Now that sounds like a challenge! I want to do a short story on the theme NOW!
Any volunteers for "this character only 95% based on fiction?"
And now, back into the fray (at 4:30, natch!). Big props to coworker V. for getting me out of the office today (mmm, Quizno's, and a walk!) - it's done a lot for my mood.