I don't know what's going on here but there were about 500 little sub sandwiches in the lunchroom ten minutes ago. I was led in by the flies (the people who hover near the lunchroom), but before I left a long line of vultures (the rest of the company, diving for the kill) snaked out the door and into the hall. However, my "spicy" and "blt" were safely on a plate and heading back to my office with me (along with my coworker's lunch - he told me what was going on but was too shy to dig in).
Last week my office mate told me of meeting a woman named Shao Min Ho. I presume her daughter was named "Ima."