There is no war yet, and already I am feeling like I did on September 13th, or was it the 12th? I want to stop reading the front page, stop visiting the New York Times online, stop listening to NPR, just put a blackout on all news. I can't handle the tension, I can't do anything about it, I don't want to know what's happening since it's all so horrible and it's just going to get worse. Am I a coward to do it or a coward not to do it?
Can someone email me if North Korea lobs a bomb toward Seattle?
How about those Oscars! I bet The Hours wins best picture, Renee whasserface for best actress, Jack Nicholson for best actor, Julie whazzerface for best supporting actress, and who cares about best supporting actor anyway!