Q: Are you selfish?
A: This is about the "chef's special" stuffing I hide inside the bird, isn't it? I sure do like apples in my stuffing.
Q: Are you arrogant?
A: Is this about how I'm basically making up a vegetarian stuffing recipe, taking some inspiration from the flavor profile of a bread-based recipe and using a wild rice recipe for proportions but really just winging it?
Q: Can I come over?
A: Sure, but I'm still not giving you any of the Chef's Special stuffing.