This would not of course be true if I'd got the one with the water bath. The idea of someone using one of these at work cracks me up, though.
THE SCENE: an office in a high-tech business, shared by two computer geeks (male).
CUE: Gurgling noise.
Fahzen: Moonwhistle, what are you doing over there?
Moonwhistle: Just relieving some stress is all!
Fahzen: But ... the last time you did this you left wet footprints all over the office!
Moonwhistle: No way, I've thought ahead and I can promise this won't happen. This time I left my socks on!