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Move over, Atkins!

I'm down to 152 today. That's the lowest I've weighed in maybe four years. I'm not sure how I could really market a diet based on pasties and cider - maybe it had something to do with being someplace where food was really expensive and nobody drives a car (that I knew, anyway, at least not regularly)? "The London Diet and Exercise Programme" ... with 150 pages and a celebrity sponsor I'd be set ...

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wechsler
Mar. 19th, 2005 07:03 pm (UTC)
Did I mention that I seem to have lost an inch recently?
shadowdaddy
Mar. 19th, 2005 07:51 pm (UTC)
dear god, how horrible!

Oh, wait, I bet you meant around the waist... *whew*
stolen_tea
Mar. 19th, 2005 09:10 pm (UTC)
Ah... My parents did that to me when I was a baby, so I've never known the difference. ;)
webcowgirl
Mar. 19th, 2005 09:39 pm (UTC)
Whoops
I didn't take it with me, I swear.
valkyriekaren
Mar. 19th, 2005 09:41 pm (UTC)
Re: Whoops
When I was dating steer, he once happened to weigh himself at the start of a weekend with me, and again at the end, and discover that despite some very lovely food and plenty of drinkies (on the rare occasions we made it out of his bedroom/flat), he'd lost five pounds in weight.

I felt smug.
webcowgirl
Mar. 19th, 2005 09:44 pm (UTC)
Re: Whoops
I'm sure the key element of the diet plan is where it comes with a hot partner to distract you from at least one meal a day, but I don't know how I can include one of those with each book purchased.
scottscidmore
Mar. 19th, 2005 10:11 pm (UTC)
Re: Whoops
At least without having the hot partner really worn out, if you sell many copies of the book.

Seriously, it does help. I can testify that in the days of the Madhouse Motu, I was certainly not gaining weight.

jadine
Mar. 20th, 2005 05:25 am (UTC)
I'd think a diet involving pasties could be very effective... oh wait, that's not which kind you meant.
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