Is your child a goth? Warning signs (I kid you not): "Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this." (Most of the stuff just sound like stuff you do when you're a teenager, though, like "developing an interest in sex" and "requesting time alone and quietness.")
What might other "goth related" foods be? Help me out here, folks. The only one that comes to mind is "Blavod" black vodka.