Web Cowgirl 衛 思 維 (webcowgirl) wrote,
Web Cowgirl 衛 思 維
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Bitter and tired. No tiara for me. Bad puns.

1. I really intended to wake up before I got to work, and yet I find myself sitting here and discover it hasn't happened yet. I utter prayers to the goddess Caffeina and hope for her blessings to quickly arrive.

2. In keeping with "utterly exhausted" I've gone all out and have my hair in a French twist and am wearing a lovely summery dress (sleeveless with pink/yellow/orange tulip pattern). Let's see who's the first coworker to bust me for dressing up to cover being tired.

3. Why must I be so tired on a day when I have so much work to do?

4. If nothing else, a few good puns take the pain away (much like hitting my head against the wall might do). This article, about the death of a famous tree, really knocked me over. (Note: the "swan" referred to in the reader comments is a brand of household matches.)

5. If I was a milkmaid, would I be udderly exhausted? That ends our morning broadcast.
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