Ah, bad games! This article on the very worst on Board Game Geek had me laughing quite loudly in my little office nook. See, for example, the harsh description of "Global Survival:"

No contest on this. The worst game ever invented. But don't take my word for it, read these excerpts from the comment section of this travesty:

"The absolute worst game I have ever played" - Corey Hymes

"The monetary system of this game, alone, is enough to justify using it for kindling" - Charles Bahl

Brrr!